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From the album "My Dream of Your Dream of My Dream of You" (ME84).

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CAMP CLIMAX (FOR GIRLS)

My dear little Princess
needs to scratch her itch,
or else she's gonna grow up
to be a nasty bitch.

She has to learn to do it
some way or other –
she can't pick it up from
watching her big brother.

The tension mounts
down where it counts;
the unmentionables are damp –
I'm gonna send my daughter off
to Masturbation Camp.

There, around the campfire,
girls convene to learn;
my Princess will benefit
if she can wait her turn –

but what sounds of joy their
voices will make!
They'll forget the arts & crafts
and swimming in the lake.

The tension mounts
down where it counts;
the unmentionables are damp –
I'm gonna send my daughter off
to Masturbation Camp.

She's never been away from home,
so Princess might get scared,
but she'll love the good times
and experience she's shared.

When activities might not
go as they were planned,
there's always a counselor
to lend a helping hand.

The tension mounts
down where it counts;
the unmentionables are damp –
I'm gonna send my daughter off
to Masturbation Camp.

© 2014 Steve Fitch

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from Lyubov (Compilation 2010​-​2014), released July 28, 2014
Music, lyrics & recorcding by Steve Fitch © 2014.
Published by My Music by Me Music (BMI).

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