THE HOLE IN THE BATHROOM DOOR

elizabeth's still only twenty
but she's blessed with good and plenty
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

elizabeth is in the shower
twice a day for half an hour
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

her cleanliness is next to godly
and so goddessly's her body
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

it's not just lust
that makes me violate her trust
it's a need for every man
we must meet it as we can

long time no see a naked woman
i may not see one again
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

you might say that i'm a perv
i just take what i deserve
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

if you could see her, it would thrill you
if you tell, i'll have to kill you
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

it's not just lust
that makes me violate her trust
it's a need for every man
we must meet it as we can

elizabeth's still in the shower
it seems like it's been an hour
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

well i know that if she'd catch me
she would scream and kick and scratch me
(i'm thankful for
the hole in the bathroom door)

as i was peeping through the hole
looked in her eyes and saw her soul
so i'm sealing-up the hole
in the bathroom door

© 2013 Steve Fitch