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The Man with the Two​-​Headed Penis

from My Velvet Rut: Another Compilation of Stuff by Me by Steve Fitch

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From the album "Hecknology" (2012)

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THE MAN WITH THE TWO-HEADED PENIS

Oh, here he comes –
oh, there he goes –
Where is he from?
Nobody knows.

Where does he live?
What does he do?
What is his name?
I'd thought you knew.

He's The Man With the Two-Headed Penis –
but it's not a name that he chose.
Everybody says it, but nobody's seen it –
just an other thing that everyone here already knows.

Oh, does he know
that is his name?
Because he looks
to show no shame.

What he is called
is such a disgrace;
no one says it
to his face.

He's The Man With the Two-Headed Penis –
but it's not a name that he chose.
Everybody says it, but nobody's seen it –
not the kind of thing that any grown man proudly shows.

Hey, everyone,
now that's enough –
it's time to stop
this gossip stuff,

because he had
a mother, too,
and she loved him
like yours did you.

"He's the man with the two-headed penis,"
people say everywhere that he goes.
Everybody laughs, but nobody's seen it –
just an other thing that people would like to suppose.

© 2012 Steve Fitch

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from My Velvet Rut: Another Compilation of Stuff by Me, released March 20, 2014
Music, lyrics & recording © 2012 Steve Fitch; published by My Music by Me Muisic (BMI).

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